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Every one of us are annoyed by daily credit card offers in the mail.
What can be worse?
When you open the credit card offer, to break it down to a palatable chunk for your shredder, and you get a paper cut.
This happened to me this evening...
Let's try this again.
What can be worse?
I already have a credit card with the company (Bank of America) because they acquired my old/original credit card company.
Arghhhh... You're killin' me, Smalls!
These people steal my time nearly every day, wouldn't it be fun if:
- You saved all the credit card offers for one year, shredded them and sent them back to the bank in a giant box labeled "URGENT, OPEN IMMEDIATELY"
- You saved all the credit card offers for 5 years, shredded them, and dumped the pile (5 feet high) in front of the entrance to your local, offending branch
- Saved the offers for one month, drove to the local, offending branch's drive-through, insert them into the vacuum tube, press the button and drive away
- You shred the offer, put it back in the business reply envelope (no cost to you), and send it back
- Shred the offer, lick the envelope, and send only the envelope back
- Don't open the offer, mark it "return to sender" and put it back in the mail
- Open the offer, use a permanent marker to hide all your personal information, and send it back
- Create a chain email convincing people of the world to do one of the above mentioned "fun things" on a specified date and time (much like the gas strike email chains)
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